shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via dominadenox)

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

(Source: jayda95, via dominadenox)

lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

(via stateof-dreaming-hasleftme-numb)

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

(via dominadenox)

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina, via dominadenox)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via pizza)

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via puppydogeyesandbutterflykisses)

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via dominadenox)

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

(via winking)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via phobias)

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(Source: doantshavedicks420, via fl0wergod3ss)

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via dominadenox)