It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(Source: brutonn-gaster, via urbanamericann)

this-dead-society reblogged your photo and added:

SO SO CUTE ILY BOTH ok.

AW LITTLE BURRITO ILY TOO THX

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via cosima-niehaus-420)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via co-ver)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via raining-bliss)

dreamsonrepeat:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

PREACH.

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via jesussbabymomma)

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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(Source: nappyheadet, via lovexdaniee)