It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
this-dead-society reblogged your photo and added:
SO SO CUTE ILY BOTH ok.
AW LITTLE BURRITO ILY TOO THX
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people