queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: sleepymalum, via clraft)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via lovexdaniee)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via now-thatimthinkingsober)

are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry

(Source: juhjamz, via shutupxlol)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via reginebean)

sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

(via honeyweregoingdown)