May 2013
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
vuvep:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
rn
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
undeadlife:
If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.
You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the...
the female body is fucking amazing man
porndirector:
sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
when straight girls say it must be so much easier...
femmelesbianproblems:
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
foreveralone-lyguy:
I’m going to start quoting Fallout boy whenever someone starts talking
macarena-of-time:
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
Saying “come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
tyler-hoe-kley:
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
Women don't have to:
be thin
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
chaystar:
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
